Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Santa: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Santa : On their Wedding !!
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Santa going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
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I got a brand new Ford Ikon for my wife.
Santa : Wow! That's an unbelievable EXCHANGE.
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Santa : Can you think ki "2 + 5 = 11" Kaise Aya?
Santa's Friend: I don't know. Kaise Aya?
Santa : Galti se.
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Santa's Friend: Do you know which animals have good manners?
Santa: Cat . . .
Santa's Friend: Why?
Santa: Because it asks permission before coming inside – "Mai Aau"!
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How will you destroy a submarine full of Sardars at the bottom of the Indian Ocean?
Very Simple! Just knock on the door, one of them will surely open it!!!
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Santa shouting to his girl friend: You said "We will do registered marriage" today
and you cheated me. I was waiting whole day for you at Post Office.
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When Santa becomes engineer, he produces the following films:
Current Ho Na Ho
Jaanam Supply Karo
Aa Ab B Tech Karen
Kabhi AC Kabhi DC
Hamare IC Aap Ke Paas Hai
Fuse Lagaya To Darna Kya?
Engineer No. 1
Input vaale output le jayange
Maine Engineering Kyun Kiya?
Subject: Santa Banta 
Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:38 pm
