ýWhy did God make mothers?
1. ýShe's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. ýMostly to clean the house.
3. ýTo help us out of there when we were getting born.
ýHow did God make mothers?
1. ýHe used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. ýMagic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. ýGod made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger ýparts.
ýWhat ingredients are mothers made of?
1. ýGod makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in ýthe world and one dab of mean.
2. ýThey had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use ýstring, I think.
Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?
1. ýWe're related
2. ýGod knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. ýMy mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. ýI don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty ýbossy.
3. ýThey say she used to be nice
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. ýHis last name.
2. ýShe had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk ýon beer?
3. ýDoes he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to ýchores?
ýWhy did your mom marry your dad?
1. ýMy dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. ýShe got too old to do anything else with him.
3. ýMy grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. ýMom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofýball.
2. ýMom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the ýbed.
3. ýI guess Mom is. But only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
ýWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
1. ýMoms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. ýMoms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. ýDads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause ýthat's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. ýMoms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. ýMothers don't do spare time.
2. ýTo hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. ýOn the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of ýplastic surgery.
2. ýDiet, you know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. ýShe has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid ýof that.
2. ýI'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did ýit and not me.
3. ýI would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back ýof her head.
Subject: Gr88 answers given by kids! 
Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:38 am
