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3tz Admin
Number of posts : 493 Age : 35 Location : D:\WINDOWS\system32 Registration date : 2007-08-12
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| Subject: Somethin you should not miss!!! Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:40 pm | |
| The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well-fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN INDIAN VERSION
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Amnesty International and UN criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions to vote in favor of the Grasshopper's cause.
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of winter.
Arjun Singh makes ' Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice.'
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.
CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley.
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India...
As a result of losing a lot of hard-working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!! | |
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angel Site Moderator
Number of posts : 48 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere on earth.... Registration date : 2007-08-22
Character sheet Status: Registered Member Aka: Muntaha Mood: Sad
| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:27 am | |
| LOL!!!
Nice one mate.....no wonder why india is an idiotic country(according to me).... | |
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wickedvixen Admin
Number of posts : 202 Age : 34 Location : Wixen world Registration date : 2007-08-21
Character sheet Status: Site Administrator Aka: Jazz Mood: Twisted
| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:30 am | |
| hehehehhehehehehehehehehhee.... lolzzzz | |
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pc_game_lover2004 Convict!
Number of posts : 70 Age : 32 Location : Bathinda Registration date : 2007-08-23
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:54 pm | |
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3tz Admin
Number of posts : 493 Age : 35 Location : D:\WINDOWS\system32 Registration date : 2007-08-12
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:36 pm | |
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eliz Site Moderator
Number of posts : 42 Age : 33 Location : in ur hearts!!!!!! Registration date : 2007-08-20
Character sheet Status: Registered Member Aka: Troublemaker Mood: Funny
| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:32 pm | |
| lolzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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3tz Admin
Number of posts : 493 Age : 35 Location : D:\WINDOWS\system32 Registration date : 2007-08-12
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:43 pm | |
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nidhi_1214 Villain!
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:11 pm | |
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3tz Admin
Number of posts : 493 Age : 35 Location : D:\WINDOWS\system32 Registration date : 2007-08-12
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:22 pm | |
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feyflamez_91 Convict!
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:11 pm | |
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3tz Admin
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:33 pm | |
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eliz Site Moderator
Number of posts : 42 Age : 33 Location : in ur hearts!!!!!! Registration date : 2007-08-20
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:43 pm | |
| ur welcum 3tttttttttt....... | |
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3tz Admin
Number of posts : 493 Age : 35 Location : D:\WINDOWS\system32 Registration date : 2007-08-12
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| Subject: Re: Somethin you should not miss!!! Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:47 am | |
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