Santhosh Prank!
Number of posts : 11 Age : 31 Location : Neyveli Registration date : 2007-09-06
Character sheet Status: Registered Member Aka: Santhosh Mood: Cool
| Subject: Jokes II Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:20 pm | |
| 1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? 2. Did you hear about the deaf sheepherder who gathered his flock and heard? Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe? He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop. Knock Knock Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much! (I love you so much. This is a humorous "fake" news items which many adult ESL/EFL students may understand. REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today that the official release date for the new operating system. Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man --- So that you will love them. Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man --- So that they will love you. One teacher said this to his students before the final test. "A" is for God. "B" is for me and my wife. "C" is for the perfect student. "D & F" are for all other students. Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation. "Spell SPOT three times." "S P O T , S P O T , S P O T" "What do you do when you come to a green light?" (answer is invariably-) "Stop!" "What, at a GREEN light?" I used to be a werewoolf... But I'm much better noooooooooooow ! A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!" A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty. Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule? Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running? A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday. | |
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wickedvixen Admin
Number of posts : 202 Age : 34 Location : Wixen world Registration date : 2007-08-21
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| Subject: Re: Jokes II Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:25 pm | |
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3tz Admin
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| Subject: Re: Jokes II Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:55 pm | |
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- Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. loved it lolz | |
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Santhosh Prank!
Number of posts : 11 Age : 31 Location : Neyveli Registration date : 2007-09-06
Character sheet Status: Registered Member Aka: Santhosh Mood: Cool
| Subject: Re: Jokes II Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:15 am | |
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angel Site Moderator
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